Husband n wife agreed dat anytime they want 2 hv sex they'll call it a "phone call". 1 day they had a fight n da wife stopped talking 2 da husband n they were talking 2 each other thru their kids. Da husband 2 his son:Tell mommy daddy wants 2 make a phone call Wife replies:Tell daddy da network is down 2day. Dad replies:Tell ur mom dat if there's no network @ home,I'll go 2 a public phone. Wife 2 her son:Tell ur dad if he dare go 2 a public phone,I'll open a call centre @ home!
(jokes : bible online)